SNL' has Baldwin's Trump and Carrey's Biden go head to head in the final debate | CNN Business

It was the night political discourse went ‘completely off the rails’!

In a ‘blockbuster’ Cold Open that has become an instant classic, Saturday Night Live tackled the first 2020 Presidential Debate with ‘vicious’ precision. Beck Bennett’s Chris Wallace found himself in a ‘purgatory’ of interruptions as he attempted to moderate a battle between a “toxic geyser” and a man just trying to “look lucid.”

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ‘UNFILTERED’ DEBATE WRAP-SHEET

The ‘Adderall’ Opening & The Dog Whistle

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The ‘mayhem’ began before a single question was answered. When asked if he took a COVID test, Baldwin’s Trump offered a “scout’s honor” while admitting his energy was fueled by Adderall. The segment took a ‘harrowing’ turn when Trump began listing Fox News terms like “Sheriff of Portland” and “E-mailed Benghazi” as if they were characters in a TV show.

The ‘spine-tingling’ climax occurred when Trump refused to condemn white supremacists, instead opting to blow a literal dog whistle that only Biden could hear.

THE ‘DEBATE’ RAP SHEET: TRUMP VS. BIDEN

The Candidate
The ‘Unfiltered’ Strategy
The ‘Jaw-Dropping’ Quote

Donald Trump
Interrupt every 2 seconds.
“Tell that to my Adderall, Chris!”

Joe Biden
Hold it together with meditation.
“Will you just shut up, man?”

Kamala Harris
Treat them like toddlers.
“Let Mamala go to work.”

Chris Wallace
Do absolutely nothing.
“I’ll do absolutely nothing about it.”

‘Mamala’ and the ‘HVPIC’

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The atmosphere became ‘rafter-raising’ when Maya Rudolph’s Kamala Harris strode onto the stage to stop the “sharting” and squabbling. Declaring herself the HVPIC (Hot Vice President In Charge), she forced Trump to apologize to “her Joe” and offered them a ‘lavish’ snack of crustless sandwiches backstage.

The ‘Satisfying’ Silence

In a ‘miraculous’ closing beat, Carrey’s Biden produced a remote control and literally paused Trump mid-sentence.

“Isn’t that satisfying?” Biden asked a ‘gaping’ audience. “Just not to hear his voice for a single goddamn second? Let’s bask in the Trumplessness.” He concluded with a ‘pious’ plea for science and karma to “team up” before delivering the iconic sign-off.

What do you think? Was Jim Carrey’s Biden ‘pious’ or ‘viciously’ unhinged? Did Kamala’s “WAP” (Woman As President) comment set the internet ‘ablaze’? Let us know in the comments!